| Vernacular of the Internet: (1) Flame- angry or insulting e-Mail, (2) Spam–Unsolicited, self-serving advertising or commercial messages, (3)Worm– acronym for “write once, read many”, refers to a storage device, usually an optical disk, that can be written only once, but the recorded information can be read any number of times, (4)Search Engine- Internet program that helps user find information, data, website, etc., (5)Thread- message, (6)Website–location on a server, or an address containing information, images and perhaps, links to other sites containing related information, (7)Pfinger- Unix routine to locate individual or individual’s e-mail address, (8) Homepage– Website of an individual. |


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don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!"
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The Information Super Yellow Brick Highway
Oh, launch into the Info Age,
Just weave some Threads; Websites engage;
Retrieve a File; then read, broad Gauge,
When Modems speed; download each Page;
Feed e-Mail Spam; Flames goad, enrage;
Computer Addicts assuage,
Great Internet; Life’s latest Rage!
Search Engines reach a Data Base;
Conserve Bandwidth so Worms can race,
Past Networks deep; span Cyberspace;
Yet Keyboards, fast, keep pfingered Pace,
Let Wizards/Browsers interface;
While Wicked Witches, Munchkins, chase,
To surf through Oz, with Style and Grace!
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© Howard B. Eskin 1998